Fahrvergnügen 911
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The first time I was here, I didn’t know where I was, it was just a green place on the map, along the way and close to where I was already going.
It felt like an emergency, so I wanted to call 911:
What is your emergency?
She never told me she was married, even when I asked her directly. I think she was married before I met her!
Sir, that is not illegal.
The second time I was here, I didn’t know where I was, I was just told it was close. So I left a gift here at the base of a castrated tree.
It felt like an emergency, so I wanted to call 911:
What is your emergency?
After hundreds of thousands of words, after thousands of photographs, after knowing her all the ways a man can, after so much, more…
She gave me a fake address!
Sir, that is not illegal.
The third time I was here, I didn’t know where I was, I was just told it was close. I retrieved the gift unwanted, I didn’t want to litter.
It felt like an emergency, so I wanted to call 911:
What is your emergency?
She is rewriting all my love letters, for all her others, over and over and over, no matter how much I beg her stop!
Sir, that is not illegal.
The fourth time I was here, I knew exactly where I was. I had been here in the morning, I had been here in the afternoon, I had been here when the air is filled with sunshine and I had been here when the air is filled with rain. There was always only one sun in the sky, each of these first three times. Now I knew better. As here, in this real place on earth, only in the dark, one can see this place is actually lit with more suns in the sky than one can count or should look up and ever see, at any one time. This is the time, I finally learned to see, what is created here under that single sun, isn’t really what I was being shown, told, allowed and led to believe from the beginning…
Belief is all I ever sought here.
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I had come all this way this fourth time to make just my specific four here in all that darkness I know how to make look like brightness. I finished and returned to my chariot left where I always leave it here. It was late and it was still dark, very. I was putting away my tools when a chariot came towards me around the bend and down the slight rise in the road. There hadn’t been any others and now I was being blinded by two beams of light from this specific one. I looked right at them and they must have looked right at me. This moving chariot now slowed when it saw me, abruptly so. This chariot crawled by then sped up and away after passing. I saw no one inside it in all that blinding dark but the master of this machine had seen me and known me by sight, of this I have no doubts… Was it you in a ride of new, was it the secret husband in his, was it a public partner of work and or love in hers, was it just another other anything, was it just another nothing? I know I’ll never know, just like you always wanted.
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Told for a dead picture man on his birthday, 14 January 1928.
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